jurururia

this is a big load of over-analytic bullshit

From the time we start school, we start to learn about hierarchies and how we fit into them. It starts with us being “one of the many” pains of children that teachers and administrators have to deal with. Next thing you know, we’re nervous when we see them looking at us too long, thinking that we’ve done something that would render a punishment (sometime around middle school I think they switch from our nurturers to our warrens). Then, we’re teenagers and our parents back off a little bit, teachers are still covering their asses by making sure they get us in trouble for small offenses so that they won’t get in trouble. And unnoticeably, the fear we used to have for getting in trouble at school turns into the fear we have for cops and other law-enforcement officials. Especially when we start driving, we constantly check ourselves every time we see a cop on the road, making sure we’re not going more than 5 over the speed limit and whatnot. And that’s how we live our lives.

Thus, the function of schools is to put us in our place.

some bull shit man 


i hate studying so i’m not going to do it. i’m going to take orson welle’s approach: if it stresses me out, i won’t do it. simple

(this possibly only goes for studying.)

it’s 1 am f me


good things

  • being smart
  • pooping
  • the well-thought-out strategy behind farting in a crowded hallway
  • not understanding christianity
  • the ability to pretend like it’s okay to be alone

bad things

  • school
  • the way it actually feels to be alone
  • working as hard as you possibly can in school and still not getting perfect grades
  • when you have to poop as soon as you get to school so you have to wait aaaaallllllll day until you get home until you can actually poop
  • not being able to show people that at heart you are a goth princess

okay so i guess i’ll finally talk about what happened in actors’ studio:

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i honestly couldn’t give a fuck less about this trig exam tomorrow so i guess uh what trig exam hm idk its summer time and the living’s easy


Why are people still taking school seriously go sit down


who wants to write a monologue for me

it’s due in 6 hours basically


like

it’s 1:31 and i’m already out of school thanks maaaam yeeeeah


it’s june and you think i’m doing school work?

  • lol
  • lololololoiloldgoalaooal
  • ttrooloaloaoalolollllololololl
  • hahahaha ahaahaandf aha aha ad faha a ha ahaha
  • hohohh heehe hooohooo mlam lmao lami adjao asdfja
  • sit down

I would like to know who gave this woman a teaching license


so by the time school starts in september i plan to have really really reeeallyyy long hair


i fucking got work done i am happy ok well


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