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Lydia go get your head checked out you have me worried honeybutt

earlier I told Hannah that I was coming to the lydia/hannah/victoria sleepover and that I will scratch everyone’s head and I think all she did was throw her arms open and say “mommy” kind of enthusiastically aw yea

tumblr users mumphry, genitalslurpees, and bananarampage:

can I come

Orange: Where do you want to be right now?

A lot of places that I’m not. hmmmm at the moment I think I want to be in Maine. Partially because Lydia is in Maine and so I’ve been thinking about it and I just miss it a lot.

Gold: Share a story that makes you smile

One time I went to Belle Isle with Hannah Hudson and Hannah Allen and we skinny dipped and Hudsy couldn’t stop staring at Ally’s boobs (because they’re great) and then we all slipped a bunch of times and then Ally left her bicycle undies in the James River somewhere :-)

Black: Share something you did embarrassingly

One time my entire theatre class saw my boobs during a performance maybe because I showed them??

Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?

My dad’s side of the family calls me by the nick-name “Booley” or “Booley-boo” and my little sister has recently converted this to “Booley-butt”. 

Me: trying to be subtle and cute and not too suggestive
Hannah and Lydia: HEY GUYS WE WANT TO FUCK SO HI YEA PLEASE OFFER COMMENTS&QUESTIONA AND ALSO DOES ANYONE WANNA JOIN???

Touching my legs
Back massages
Head scratches
Singing
Laying in the grass
Making spoons
Pointing at constellations
Spoken word poetry
Panda bread
Some sort of Spanish bean & pepper concoction
Mumphry

whatta good time

I am the littlest spoon

eeeeee tumblr-user mumphry and i have a panda bread and head-scratching date tonight v excited!!!

mumphry said: says you (;

(; yea gurl

mumphry replied to your post: and I didn’t think I was tumblr user mumphry until…
i’ve been accused of being you before. by beckyblack.

maybe mumphry is beckyblack because mumphry said that I hate them irl and that’s the only tumblr user who thinks I hate them as far as I know

I keep thinking that the only person tumblr user mumphry could be is me

because:
Hannah Allen all the way over to Hannah Lenning all the way to reid and then all the way over to Xylon and it’s all so weird because nothing connects all of those people other than me so congratulations I fooled you all I am tumblr user mumphry

mumphry replied to your post: I can’t be in my house because it’s too dark and I…
i’ll escort you to your room.

thanks mom~ I mean I made it to my room and turned on the light and now I’m sharing my bed with a big scary spider this is the worst thing ever