jurururia

this is a big load of over-analytic bullshit
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" People who believe in God think God has put humans on the earth because they think human beings are the best animal, but human beings are just an animal and they will evolve into another animal, and that animal will be cleverer and it will put human beings into a zoo. "

I’ve decided that every state south of Virginia has an outrageous skunk problem


i’m never working 8 hours again you can’t make me!!!!


lets just talk about october 27, 2011, shall we?

that day the music died and by died i mean mozart is probably rolling over in his grave please mozart have mercy i’m trying i’m TRYING.


i have lost all dignity because i spend two hours every day walking around wearing a cardboard box with holes cut into it for my arms and head.

  1. i’m not kidding
  2. i actually do this
  3. i hate myself
  4. it’s not as fun as it sounds

there’s a toilet on my front porch jesus


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