I’ve decided that every state south of Virginia has an outrageous skunk problem
i’m never working 8 hours again you can’t make me!!!!
lets just talk about october 27, 2011, shall we?
that day the music died and by died i mean mozart is probably rolling over in his grave please mozart have mercy i’m trying i’m TRYING.
i have lost all dignity because i spend two hours every day walking around wearing a cardboard box with holes cut into it for my arms and head.
- i’m not kidding
- i actually do this
- i hate myself
- it’s not as fun as it sounds
there’s a toilet on my front porch jesus