jurururia

i feel so bad for my mom right now its like she’s overdrawn or something so she has no money at all and there’s no food in the house and she’s trying to hard to get food for free and i’m like this is so sad we’re so poor omg she’s like crying i want to cry

you go to sleep

my mom and her boyfriend are having sex right now.

……….i wonder how she would feel if she knew i told tumblr about this a lot

why are all four of barbara lattimer’s children just in my house right now why WHY

i’m gonna go look through my moms office for lipstick aw yeah

it’s 1:31 and i’m already out of school thanks maaaam yeeeeah

My mom insulted Britney Spears and I got personally offended and we got in a big fight really we did

hi mom

me: mom can i throw a raging party on friday?

mom: will there be drinking?

me: yes.

mom: will there be any smoking?

me: of course.

mom: who is planning on having sex?

me: MOM planned sex isn’t fun sex so idk yet but most likely everyone

mom: ok yeah keep it under 100 people if you can help it

When my mom thinks I’m gonna stop singing just because someone called her xoxo mom dgaf gotta sing 4evr

but just you wait

yesterday my mom was like Julia CONGRATTTZZ on getting a 100 on your AP Stat project I don’t have enough money to take you out to dinner tonight so I’m going to take you out tomorrow night.

And then today she got engaged so I’m a selfish bitch to ask to go out to eat because its about her now

i mean i get it i know its kinda selfish but still

getting a 100 on a project»»getting engaged DUH