I’m so excited that I have a real reason to read and watch the entire Sherlock Holmes series C:
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1. Get high as fuck 2. Put icy-hot in random places 3. Flip a shit you’re welcome!
"because honestly no one can deny that she has...
scriabinesque: Basic Julia my thoughts on beyonce
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this wack ass teenage boy is trick or treating by himself and not even saying trick or treat and also was wearing a mask so i didn’t know who he was whatever i bet it was david goin
I think my brother gets hard reading the KFC menu....
scriabinesque: Is that even possible? Apparently omfg your family is so hood
i pledge allegiance to beyonce
*closing my door and eating all this candy goodnight kids!*
if you come to my door and say “do you have candy?” in the snottiest tone ever go home because if you’re that angsty then you’re too old to be trick or treating
I mean, I have the feeling that something in my mind is poisoning everything...– Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov (via walkinonbridges)
literally i just want to be beyonce
can’t you tell i mean come on i’m dying here and no one notices
I might start crying because I’m not beyoncé :””’c I just wanna be beyoncé
What movies should I go rent tomorrow? →
natus: Just how scary is the skeleton key Kinda scary but mostly just interesting Good plot
brain-stains: i want nice skin and a cute girl
brooklynstuff: WE GOT TO DO BETTER
xtjna: julia’s gonna dye my hair on saturday im so excited aaaaaah I’m excited toooo
Eating seems so much nicer than being skinny
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