jurururia

I’m colleging and I’m bored

horsefetish:

i have the hawaiian shirt
but do i have the confidence

(via nothinghumanisalientome)

lampsarepeopletoo:

if you’re reading this ur fucking cute

smile y’all :-)

(via snapchatting)

I’m extremely anxious around my family lately I’m literally stumbling over my words even just asking someone at dinner to pass me the salt I couldn’t do (I feel like my syntax isn’t making sense at all either)

I’m just scared because they all already hate me and I basically just inconvenience them and I don’t want to bother them anymore

I’m just so sorry because I’m basically this big problem in their lives that would otherwise run pretty smoothly

And when they aren’t outwardly mocking or opposing something I do or say, they’re trying to convince me that they all care about me because I am this big shaking mess

for an ugly person my standards are unrealistically high

(Source: selfd3structi0n, via forgottenverses)

“why are girls always like….” aw shit asshole alert *sashays away*

do you remember the last time you had fun??????????? because i can’t imagine how

everyone needs to see This Is The End I am so serious I am in shock

i’m backstreet boysing right nwo like hell

slydigged:

ur grandma has sucked a dick before

(via nothinghumanisalientome)